Catalogs and Engines and Spiders, Oh My!

by Dan Petty and Karen Lawrence

Reprinted with permission, Cat Fanciers' Almanac, April 1996

The fancy has quite a few "Web Surfers" who spend a significant portion of their "between show" hours browsing the WWW. But they weren't always that know-it-all, devil-may-care surfin' fool they are now. At some point, each and every one of them sat down at a PC with Internet access for the very first time and had no clue what to do.

Surf the 'net? I can't even find the (insert expletive here) thing!

Uh, excuse me? Shareware? I know about hardware, software, silverware, casual wear, everywhere, and anywhere, but what's shareware?

Fine. Now I've got my fingers stuck in the web (eeewwwww!!!). How do I find all the fun stuff, genius?

Oh, jeez. Now I gotta know about engines? I'm no mechanic! What if it breaks down out in the middle of nowhere? I'll be lost in cyberspace!

WHAT??? SPIDERS??? I have to be an exterminator, TOO??? Spiders. I HATE spiders. Creepy, crawly little things...

So which search engine do I use?

Fuzzy search? You want me to look for fuzzy things on the Internet?

Pet Food Company sites

Veterinary Profession

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